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DJ



Joined: 18 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:05 pm    Post subject: Sweet wife Reply with quote

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."

1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.

2. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

3. For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.

4. Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her. She replied, "You're going to die."
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jason



Joined: 26 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:32 am    Post subject: mean Reply with quote

this women is mean
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mimi20



Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is funny, I like this one, Your right the woman here is so mean Laughing
Poor guy! Sad
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Cherry2708



Joined: 23 Jul 2018
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Sweet wife Reply with quote

DJ wrote:
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."

1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.

2. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

3. For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.

4. Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her. She replied, "You're going to die."

I agree with this woman =))
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Cherry2708



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I were her, I would do the same her =))
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