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Pinky



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:34 pm    Post subject: car accident Reply with quote

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman takes a bottle of wine from her car and puts the cap back on. She continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. She shook her head and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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frank



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:00 pm    Post subject: do not trust women Reply with quote

i knew you can not trust women
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missinquisit



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:05 am    Post subject: Brilliant! Reply with quote

That would be a great trick of revenge to play on someone! Thanks for sharing.
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Zack



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a friend, and his recently had accident, because, he always drive his car too fast, and this is his 3rd accident, and after 3 accident he still alive, and we always suggest him for avoid his bad habit, but he still say's he can't.. Well as his wish ...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:49 pm    Post subject: Re: car accident Reply with quote

Pinky wrote:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman takes a bottle of wine from her car and puts the cap back on. She continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. She shook her head and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

haha this story is great =)))
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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