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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:15 pm    Post subject: Doorbell Reply with quote

Everyone loved Priest John. He was a happy jolly fellow always willing to help or lend a hand. One time, John was walking down the street humming a tune when he saw a little boy trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house.

Hey there son, said John let me help you out, and with that John reached out and pressed the bell.

Anything else I can do for you?, asked John with a smile.

Yes, said the boy. Run! Weve only got a few seconds before they come!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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